Well Google Plus (or Google+) launched.
None of my ?friends? fixed me up with an invite.
I am unloved and unworthy of love.
Google+ humor is breaking out everywhere, and my favorite is:
Welcome to Plus Club
#1 ? The first rule of Plus Club is, you do not talk about Plus Club.
#2 ? The second rule of Plus Club is, you DO NOT talk about Plus Club.
#3 ? If someone +mentions you, invites you to hang out, shares a Spark with you, you +1 them.
#4 ? Put people in relevant Circles.
#5 ? As many Circles as you like.
#6 ? No Facebookers, no Buzz commoners.
#7 ? Plus threads will go on as long as they have to.
#8 ? If this is your first night at Plus Club, you have to post.
I?m in! Thanks to my online friend Vera for fixing me up.
Not that I?d know. I?m not ?in?. C?mon interwebs, hook me up already.