Last updated on July 5th, 2015 at 04:02 pm
Well Google Plus (or Google+) launched.
Without me.
None of my ?friends? fixed me up with an invite.
I am unloved and unworthy of love.
Google+ humor is breaking out everywhere, and my favorite is:
Welcome to Plus Club
#1 ? The first rule of Plus Club is, you do not talk about Plus Club.
#2 ? The second rule of Plus Club is, you DO NOT talk about Plus Club.
#3 ? If someone +mentions you, invites you to hang out, shares a Spark with you, you +1 them.
#4 ? Put people in relevant Circles.
#5 ? As many Circles as you like.
#6 ? No Facebookers, no Buzz commoners.
#7 ? Plus threads will go on as long as they have to.
#8 ? If this is your first night at Plus Club, you have to post.
Not that I?d know. I?m not ?in?. C?mon interwebs, hook me up already.
